To: "Cornelius P. Tuttle"
Subject: JOB OFFER ...........URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED
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I have job in place for you.I am looking for an honest and
trustworthy personnel.With handsome daily reward.
Respond,if you meet up with the above criteria
Thanks.
Hello Mr Collins,
I am honest and trustworthy I can assure you, please tell me more.
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Cornelius P. Tuttle
Hello Tuttle,
Thank you for your response.
The job is to be receiving donation payment on behalf our Orphanage home
The Fund would be sending to your bank account.But I prefer Chase Bank account.That is the reason why I am asking if you are an honest person.
Please get back to me if you have the above bank account to proceed.
Regards,
Bob
Good evening Bob,
I like an informal employer. This sounds like a very important and satisfying job. I'm afraid that I do not have a Chase Bank account, is this too much of a problem?
Cornelius
You can easily have it open in your area,What is your address I can easily help you search for the nearest chase bank,you can go there now and have it open and come back Please tell me if you can do that now.
I am waiting to hear back from you.I want you to send me your yahoo chatting ID.
Regards,
Bob
Hi Bob,
I don't have a Yahoo Chatting ID, what is that? I live in the UK, a long way from London, I don't think we have any Chase banks here. And even if we did, they would be closed now, it's 8:20PM.
Cornelius
Hello,
You be receiving from $10000 upward in the chase bank account,I will ask of my clients to help you open Chase bank for non US residence and the money be will forwarded to your UK bank account.Your compensation is 10% of each fund received.
You will need to send little money to the client in US for him to help you have it open.Can you send the money via western union? Please advice.
Regards
Bob.
Hi Bob.
I don't know, what's Western Union? Is that another American bank?
Cornelius
Western Union Money Transfer or Moneygram is everywhere around the world.You will just go to there location and tell them that you wanted to send money to someone in USA.You will give them cash and they will help you send the money to the name and address you give to them.
They will give you the receipt and you scan the receipt to me.
Give me your address so that I can help you find the nearest location of Western Union or Moneygram
I am waiting to read from you.
Regards,
Bob.
I am waiting to hear back from you,for the client to help you open the chase bank.Please respond if you want to proceed.
Regards,
Bob
Hi Bob,
I didn't get that other email.
I live near Scunthorpe in the UK (it's a small village, you wouldn't know it). How much will I need to open a bank account? Bank accounts are free over here. We have lots of banks, why does it need to be Chase Bank?
Cornelius
You will need $120 to have it opened.What is the name of city or town and postal code.??
Regards
Bob
Hi Bob,
To be honest with you, it's getting a bit late for me. What are the working hours for this job? (Do I have a job title?)
I live in Kneadby, Scunthorpe, DN17 3BH. $120 sounds a lot to me. How much is that in pounds? Are you sure I can't open an account in Barclays or Natwest?
Cornelius
Hello Tuttle,
The money cost 74 GBP.
Can you have it sent tomorrow morning?
I am waiting to hear back from you.
Regards,
Bob.
Hi Bob,
I might be able to send it tomorrow morning, how early? I would like to know my working hours.
You still haven't told me what to do or where Western Union is.
£74 is a lot of money for a bank account Bob, you still haven't told me why I need a Chase bank account.
I'm not liking this lack of communication between the management and us workers. Is there a Union I can join?
Cornelius
Below are the list of Western Union location in your area,Hope you can get to any of the location easily?Please advice.
THE MONEY SHOP
184 High Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6EA
+44-800-833833
AL AQSA SUPERMARKET LTD
2 6 Clarke Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6EG
+44-8006122123
CASH CONVERTERS
1 Belgrave Square
Scunthorpe, DN15 6LX
+44-800-833833
THOMSON
71 High Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6LY
+44-800-833833
HERBERT BROWN
67 High Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6LY
+44-800-833833
BOOZE MASTER
149-153 Frodingham Road
Scunthorpe, DN15 7JR
+44-800-833833
SINGH NEWSAGENT
354 Ashby Road
Scunthorpe, DN16 2RS
+44-800-833833
MARTINS TRAVEL
234 Ashby High Street
Scunthorpe, DN16 2SE
+44-800-833833
NAVC NEWS AND BOOZE
1 North Parade
Scunthorpe, DN16 2PQ
+44-8006122123
FIRST CHOICE TRAVELS
Asda Store
Burringham Road
Scunthorpe, DN17 2XF
+44-800-833833
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
I think I should not proceed any further until I see a job contract. It's late now, I want to go to bed and you won't even tell me when I can finish.
Mr Tuttle
The first step is for you to have chase bank account ready,You will UK Accounting Officer,the job is not hourly,you can have it done any time ..You would just be receiving alert that money has been sent to the account .You would be having 10% of each money received in the account.
Please advice if you will have the money send via western union tomorrow morning,so that I can give you the name and address of the $120 recipient.
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
That's still not answering most of my questions. I don't know Western Union, but I do know that I can't send anything if I don't know where to send it. That's a bit Catch 22 isn't it Bob. You will only give me the address if I send the money, but I can't send it without the address. And you still haven't told me why it has to be Chase bank.
Is this a test? Is this part of the interview? I thought I had got the job too easily.
Are you little Billy from number 23? Well you can stop playing jokes on me, I am still going to tell your mother what I caught you doing in my shed!
Cornelius
What are you talking about?Billy from 23 what?
You can call me now so that we can talk.You will need the chase bank because that is the procedure of the company.
Can you call me on this number now? +12097534865
You will need to send the Money to the below name and address
Name: Paul Turner
City: Kenosha,
State: Wisconsin
Country: USA
I am waiting to hear back from you.
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
I do apologise, you were confusing me and acting very strangely, I thought you were Billy Ramsbottom, a local tearaway and something of a nemesis of mine. This won't go on my record will it?
I am very sorry, I have been totally deaf since the age of three when I almost drown in my bath. I don't own a phone. I would rather not talk about it though to be honest, I still have nightmares about it. Will this be a problem? I didn't mean to hold back any information from you, but you haven't really asked me any personal details.
I will pop into town tomorrow and let you know how I get on. I should be able to cover £74 from my pension money - will I be able to claim that back on expenses (you don't have to worry about travel costs, I have a bus pass)?
I really must go now Bob. I am sorry for the misunderstandings, I get cranky and confused if I stay up too late or stare at the computer screen for too long. I will email you when I have been and tell you how I get on.
Cornelius.
Hello Cornelius,
You will need to send the Money to the below name and address
Name: Paul Turner
City: Kenosha,
State: Wisconsin
Country: USA
After you got the money sent,you will get back to me with the following Western Union Information
Sender' Name
Sender' Address
Receiver's Name
Receiver's Address
Total Amount sent
MTCN (Money Transfer Control Number 10 Digit number in the receipt)
You will find everything in the Western Union receipt
I will be waiting to hear back from you tomorrow after you have the money sent.
Regards,
Bob.
Hello,
Below are the list of Western Union shops that near you.
THE MONEY SHOP
WESTERN UNION SHOP
184 High Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6EA
+44-800-833833
AL AQSA SUPERMARKET LTD
WESTERN UNION SHOP
2 6 Clarke Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6EG
+44-8006122123
CASH CONVERTERS
WESTERN UNION SHOP
1 Belgrave Square
Scunthorpe, DN15 6LX
+44-800-833833
THOMSON
WESTERN UNION SHOP
71 High Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6LY
+44-800-833833
HERBERT BROWN
WESTERN UNION SHOP
67 High Street
Scunthorpe, DN15 6LY
+44-800-833833
BOOZE MASTER
WESTERN UNION SHOP
149-153 Frodingham Road
Scunthorpe, DN15 7JR
+44-800-833833
SINGH NEWSAGENT
WESTERN UNION SHOP
354 Ashby Road
Scunthorpe, DN16 2RS
+44-800-833833
MARTINS TRAVEL
WESTERN UNION SHOP
234 Ashby High Street
Scunthorpe, DN16 2SE
+44-800-833833
NAVC NEWS AND BOOZE
WESTERN UNION SHOP
1 North Parade
Scunthorpe, DN16 2PQ
+44-8006122123
FIRST CHOICE TRAVELS
WESTERN UNION SHOP
Asda Store
Burringham Road
Scunthorpe, DN17 2XF
+44-800-833833
I am waiting to hear back from you .Please respond back.
Regards,
Bob
I attached your employment contract.
Please get back to me with the western union details.
Regards,
Bob.
["Employment Contract.docx" Attached]
Hi Bob,
Cornelius
Kindly send out the below Western Union details to me now .
*Sender' Name
*Sender' Address
*Receiver's Name
*Receiver's Address
*Total Amount sent
*MTCN (Money Transfer Control Number 10 Digit number in the receipt)
You will find everything in the Western Union Receipt
I will be waiting to hear back from you immediately
Regards,
Bob.
Hi Bob,
(This is me?)
Sender' Name = Cornelius Tuttle
Sender' Address = 47 Shill Lane, Scunthorpe, DN17 3BA (I didn't have room to write in my village name)
(You gave me these?)
Receiver's Name = Paul Turner
Receiver's Address = Kenoshia, Wisconcin, USA
Total Amount sent = £74 sent, £7.40 fee, £14.25 tax = total cost £95.65
MTCN = 5253864853
I might not be checking my email very often tonight, it's firework night here and I will have to keep checking around the house and garden (I can't hear the fireworks, obviously, so I need to constantly check my perimeter visually). I'm expect trouble from that Billy Ramsbottom and his little gang of cronies.
Cornelius
Oh, I nearly forgot. Can you send me a claim form to get back the £95.65 I spent at Western Union.
Thank you Bob, have a good Bonfire Night. (Do you have kids Bob?)
Cornelius
Hi Bob,
I have a few minutes, Billy and his lackeys have gone in for hotdogs or marshmallows something.
First of all did our client receive his money okay?
Now, thank you for my contract, I only have a few questions.
3A. You said I would be paid 10% of each payment that I handle for you, but the contract says annually. I would get the money weekly than annually if we can make that clear in the contract?
4. says "or otherwise engage in any business selling products similar to those customarily sold by the Company within the Country of
(UK)." But I thought we were a charity of Orphanage homes? What is this product we are selling? I do not want to be accidentally in breach of my contract because I do not know everything that employer does.
6. Is a little harsh I think. Am I entitled to any kind of redundancy? What is our disciplinary policy? Do I get three verbal then three written warnings before dismissal as in most jobs?
Otherwise, I think that looks to be in order. You did not get back to be about a recommended union that I should join. This is not a sector that I have worked in before and I would very much appreciate your advice Bob.
Cornelius
Kindly send the below Western Union details to me now to give the client.
*Sender' Name
*Sender' Address (City and Country)
*Receiver's Name
*Receiver's Address
*Total Amount sent
*MTCN (Money Transfer Control Number 10 Digit number in the receipt)
You will find everything in the Western Union Receipt
The client has not receive the money because,you have not sent the above requested information to give him.He will use the information to receive the money from the Western Union shop.
The contract would be amended.
I will be waiting to hear back from you immediately
Regards,
Bob.
Hello Tuttle,
Please send the MTCN (Money Transfer Control Number) Total Amount sent. and Sender and receiver name and address
I am waiting to for the Western Union details.
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
As you can see, I sent this information already, 2 1/2 hours ago. Are you having technical difficulties?
Cornelius
I am waiting to receive the western union details to give to the client for him to have the money collected at western union shop.
Regards,
Bob
Bob,
Please let me know you got the details I sent (twice now). I don't think I will be able to sleep until I know (this was my first assignment).
Cornelius
Hello,
I got the information.
I will get back to you regarding the contract ammendment.
Regards,
Bob.
Hi Bob,
Thank you for informing me although it's lucky I didn't stay up waiting.
The questions I had about the contract mostly just needed clarification rather than amendments. And don't forget, I would very much like your advice on the most appropriate trade union for me to join.
Cornelius
Hello,
What is going on with the Western Union information you gave me??? Are
you kidding me? Please let me know immediately.
I check the money status on the western union website now...
This is what the status saying below
Transfer Status
W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please
verify your information and click Check Status of another transfer.
Kindly let me know what is going on with you.
Regards,
Bob.
The western union information you sent was not exist,the client can not have the money collected.What happened?
Are you really serious about this?
Regards,
Bob.
Mr Boob,
I really don't think there is any need to be rude. There is nothing going on with me, I can assure you, and I don't appreciate your tone let me tell you. You are the one who has been having computer problems, not me. I don't know what is wrong with the Western Union system but perhaps it is your computer playing up again (you still seem to be sending several emails at once, did you know?). Maybe the Western Union is having problems? Are you typing in the correct information? I have the receipt in front of me and I can assure you that the money was taken from me in the shop. Are you sure this payment method is reliable? I have never heard of it myself.
I have done everything you have asked Bob, I don't see how this can possibly be my fault.
Cornelius
Bob,
I have just noticed that the Western Union receipt has a red/pink box at the top that says:
"Restricted Payment
This transfer can only be picked up in the city that is indicated below as the receiver's location."
Do you think this means that it is hidden from the website?
I also remembered that they told me to set a security question and I thought you might need it.
Question: Where was Billy?
Answer: In my shed.
Is that any help?
Cornelius
Thanks,I just forward the information to the client now.I am waiting for him to confirm if he got the money picked up.
I will update you as soon as he had the money.
Regards
Bob.
Hi Bob,
What's happening? Has Mr Turner got the money yet? This all seems very inefficient.
Are you sure we can't use an English bank?
Cornelius
Hello,
Sorry for my late response.Mr Turner told me that he was unable to
receive the money.
He told me that the MTCN is not correct.Can you go back to the western
union shop to check the status of the money... Maybe western union
shop as stop the payment.
Please go and reconfirm it and give me the right MTCN.This was the
MTCN you gave me MTCN = 5253864853 and Mr Turner said it was not
correct..maybe you mistype it.
I am waiting to read from you.
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
I must apologise for the delay, my Pachyostosis has been particularly painful these last few days and it take me much longer to type. I didn't have enough money left to buy my medicine this month because of the money I had to send Mr Turner. In fact I have been bedridden for the past 2 days so it's lucky you didn't email sooner.
Anyway, I have just checked my receipt again and you are right. I am so terribly sorry. I did give you the wrong number, you were right. The number on the Western union receipt starts with a 4 not a 5. 4253864853 I think I might need to get some glasses, but they will have to wait until I start making some money from this job. I hope we get this bank account thing sorted out quickly.
Let me know how Mr Turner gets on. Please pass on my apologies, does he have to travel far to the Western Union? It takes me over an hour to get there (I have to change buses at Mavis Street) and then another hour to get back. Although I dread to think how long it will take before I get more medicine.
Cornelius
The MTCN you sent is not valid.Whenever anyone sent Money through
western union,the money must be able to check online,I checked it on
Saturday online,it was not valid,
I also gave it to Mr Turner and went to the nearest western union to
have it pick up,on getting there,he was told that the MTCN was not
valid.
I don't know what was going on...or maybe you are the one that mistype the MTCN.
I couldn't understand what was going on.
Kindly rectify it and get back to me with the valid MTCN number.
I am waiting to hear back from you immediately.
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
I think you are still having problems with your computer, you should get it looked at. I already emailed you to say that I had got the number wrong. And I apologised to you and to Mr Turner. I put a 5 instead of a 4 as the first digit. The number should have been 4253864853.
Did you get my last email? Maybe you have a virus? My sister got a virus once, she had a terrible rash. I don't want to catch a virus off you Mr Bob.
Cornelius
I checked it online still saying the same thing
you too can have it checked with the provided information on the below
western union link
https://wumt.westernunion.com/WUCOMWEB/transferStatusAction.do?method=load
Please copy and paste it on your browser.
I am waiting to hear back from you
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
What are you expecting me to do? I don't know anything about the Western Union, or their website. If you remember I didn't even want to use the Western Bloody Union. Are you calling me a liar? Do you want me to post a copy of the receipt to you?
You still haven't even answered me about why it is necessary to use the Chase Bank anyway. You can transfer money from any bank to any other bank anywhere in the world. This whole business seems an unnecessary waste of all of our time. Before you make those changes to my contract I would like to have some clause in there that I cannot be held responsible for technical problems with the Western Union or the bank's computer systems (or whatever is going on). I am getting the feeling that I am being blamed for this and I can tell you Mr Boob, that I don't think that is fair at all. This isn't doing my Pachyostosis any good. I don't suppose you offer any health care to employees do you? What about sick leave?
Cornelius
Hello,
I did not say that you are a liar.I want you to go back to the western
union and complain to them.Let them check the status of the transfer
in your presence.
All what you needed to have as an employee is in place for you.We have
health insurance and sick leave.
I want us to first finalized the western union issue. Is the western
union shop far from your house?
Please reply
Regards,
Bob
Mr Boy,
I alresdy toldyou that it takes me ovrr an hour to get to the shop on tye bus, and that was when I had my medic8ne. It will pribably take me an hourjustt to walk to the bus stop with the way I feel now/ THIs is a really incovenient system for me, but I have tried my very best to do what you asked. iF you really insist then I will try to go into town again tomorroe but it will probably put me in bed for another 2 dayd.
Please tell ne what you want me to do.
Cornelius
I am very sorry for the inconveniences.But we need to have this
corrected.You will need to go there to know was happening to the fund.
The money is the first step for us to proceed.When Mr Turner have the
money collected,he can be able to open the chase.You have to go
there..Once again sorry for the inconveniences
Regards,
Bob
okay bib, but i must go to bed now my hands are rlly painfil.
Ok..But make sure you go in the morning,So that you can come in
time..Good night..have a nice rest
Please let me have the correct western union information today,Let
them check the status of the money in your presence, The money status
must says that (Fund is available for pick up)
Regards,
Bob
Me Bob,
I went into twon in extreme pain, and went to Wetern onion office. I give them recepot and they checked the status. They sad that because I told thewm I did not know Mr tURNER that the transfer was blocked from their anti-fraud security options. They ask me again if I know Mr TUrner and i told them i don#t. You did emplot me for my honestu mr Bib, and I had to be honesy with them.
They can not release the transfer until I can fill out a form to say that am sure mr Turner is a real person and is who he says he is.
The form says I need to ask mr TUrner for a copy of identity to show his job (relating to why i am sending the money) and a photograph showing an item or phrase that i specify to know that the identity is really Mr turntr and not faked. THis seems a very strange going on. I;ve never had this sort of touble sending monety through the bank or pOst orfice.
WHAQT do you think mr Bob? Should we abandon this whole westerm uniun thing>?
I need toi get this bank thing sorted out quickly mr bob, i Am in A LOTRn of pain AND I need gto start making money to buty my medicine.
Cornelius
Hello Tuttle,
You caused all the delay,Why would you told them that you did not know
Mr Turner.I asked you to send out the money to him.
I think you did not trust me,that is the reason you are delaying the process.
I have been using western union for more than 100 times and I had not
face any difficult like this.Mr Turner had gone to western union
office twice to check the money,and they told him the information was
not valid.
The choice is yours.I do not know what to say.You are the reason for
not releasing the money to Mr Turner.Why would you say that you did
not know him???
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
When you first offered me this job you asked me one question. You asked if I was an honest person and I told you that I was.
When the man at the Western Union asked me "do you know Mr Turner personally?" What did you want me to say Bob? I don't know Mr Turner, did you want me to lie and say that I did? I don't lie Bob, that's why I told you I was an honest peanut. They did not tell me at the fish that my answer was going to put the payment on hold. If you know Western Union so well Mr Bob, why didn't you warn me that this could happen? How can you say that I am the reason for this haddocking? I did not make the Western Union rules and I did not choose to use banana Union. That was you Bob. You told me to send the monkey to someone I didn't know. Mr Bob, I can't help it if I don't know who Mr Turnip is.
I did not want to use Western Union. I did not want to umberella Chase bank. Don't go blaming me Bob, I have done everything you asked, and more. I am suffering a great deal for this kettle Bob. I had to take some out of date medicine just to be able to wriggle this email, I don't know what it might to do me. I can assure you Bob that I have a lot more at stake here than you diddle.
Please, stop trying to mouse me, I made a mistake with the MTCN number the first time, I admitted that and I appleseeded for it, but any other mistakes are yours Bob. Do you want me to continue with Western Union? If you do I will need the ID and photograph and I will need Mr Turner's full address and date of birth. Or I can send the money to you, or we can use a different way to send you the money.
You need to tell me what you want me to Bob instead of pointing the chicken.
And please hurry I feel really unwell.
Cornelius
I am very sorry Mr Tuttle,
You will need to go and collect the money back from the western union
..Therefore,You will use Moneygram to send the money.
Below are the list of the Moneygram shop close to you.
WINTERTON UKPO
HIGH STREET
SCUNTHORPE, DN15 9PU
448457223344
EALAND UKPO
23A NEW TRENT STREET
SCUNTHORPE, DN17 4JJ
448457223344
SCUNTHORPE UKPO
126 HIGH STREET
SCUNTHORPE, DN15 6ES
448457223344
WINTERINGHAM UKPO
2 HIGH BURGAGE
SCUNTHORPE, DN15 9NE
448457223344
WEST HALTON UKPO
VILLAGE HALL
SCUNTHORPE, DN15 9AP
448457223344
SCOTTER ROAD UKPO
110 SCOTTER ROAD
SCUNTHORPE, DN15 8AT
448457223344
RIDDIGNS SPSO UKPO
99 WILLOUGHBY ROAD
SCUNTHORPE, DN17 2DJ
448457223344
BURTON ON STATHER UKPO
15 HIGH STREET
SCUNTHORPE, DN14 9DG
448457223344
CROWLE UKPO
98 HIGH STREET
SCUNTHORPE, DN17 4DR
448457223344
BOTTESFORD UKPO
MESSINGHAM ROAD
SCUNTHORPE, DN17 2QY
448457223344
Please let me hear back from you.Moneygam is good.
Regards,
Bob.
Bob,
You are lucy, I have to go into town tomorrow anyway for Rememberance Day parade. I'm not shirley.
Cornelius
Means?
Yes Bob, I have the means. I'll use my Bus Pass again.
Cornelius
Should I be waiting for the Moneygram information tomorrow?
Regards,
Bob.
Goodnight Mr Bob. I think I will lie down now.
Cornnnnnnnnnn
You have not specify your intention.Please advice.
Regards,
Bob
Hi Bob,
I'm sorry it took me so long. I went into town for the Remembrance Day parade at 11 o'clock but I collapsed and the St. John's Ambulance ended up taking me to hospital. The medicine I had made me very ill, but luckily the hospital had managed to cure the effects but they wanted to keep me for several hours for observation. I have only just got home. Thankfully they did give me some injections that should keep my Pachyostosis under control for a couple of days, but I really need to get this bank thing sorted out before then so I can get back my money to buy some new medicine.
Luckily I had gone into the Western Union and the Post Office (it was only round the corner from the Money Shop) before the parade. I have now sent the money via Moneygram as you instructed me. They did not ask me about Mr Turner this time, which is lucky because I still could not lie about knowing him.
I think you should only need the Reference Number this time because everything is the same as last time.
66367292
Please ask Mr Turner to hurry. We need to get this bank account set up so I can start making money. I have only £2.75 left from my pension.
Cornelius
How much exactly do you have sent?
Regards,
Bob
Hi Bob,
I sent £74 as last time (converted from $120). Mind you, it cost me nearly £100 again with fees and tax. Bloody scandalous.
Cornelius
Bob, please update.
Cornelius
Hello,
I am still waiting to hear from Mr Turner.I will update you as soon as
he contact me.
Regards,
Bob.
No money there again,
What is happening?
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
This is getting ridiculous! I don't know what's happening Bob, I thought YOU were the expert here!
Do you know this Paul Turner well? Is he competent? He doesn't sound it to me. Is he trustworthy? Why were Western Union asking questions about him? Perhaps we need to be looking closer at Mr Turner Bob? Is he writing the details down correctly? Should I post him a copy of the receipt?
I need to start earning some money Bob or will have to cancel this transfer. I need money for medicine and food Bob. This has taken the last of my savings.
Please get back to me quickly we need to sort this out.
Cornelius
If you can have the receipt scan, it would be better.
Can you scan the receipt and send to me?I will forward it to him.
I am waiting to hear back from you.
Regards,
Bob
Hi Bob,
I do have an all-in-one printer/scanner/photocopier thing here. I've had it a few months, it was on offer in the supermarket, but I've never used it. What do I do?
Cornelius
You will have to find a way to have the receipt scanned and send to me.
Regards,
Bob
That's not very helpful Bob. How would I do that exactly?
Cornelius
Do you have a internet cafe around your area? If yes,you can go there to have it scanned,attached to email and send to me.
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob, I live in a small village. We have a cafe, but they sell tea and cakes not internet. They aren't open today anyway, Mrs Cradock has gone to London to visit her son.
I will see if I still have the instructions for my scanner. Do we not have a technical support department? You could have mentioned this earlier as well. I think your induction programme needs a lot of work Bob.
Cornelius
Why Western Union and Moneygram are not releasing fund sent from your area?
What is the reason? I have been using Western Union and Moneygram for a long time ,I had never experienced this kind of difficulty.
What were the discussions you had with Moneygram before they help you sent out the money?
What is the way out?
Regards,
Bob
Hello Mr Tuttle,
Maybe you have made another mistake when you are typing the Reference Number,kindly look the receipt very well and check it if it was correspond with the Reference Number you sent to me
I am waiting,
Regards,
Bob.
Mr Bob,
I told you before I don't know anything about Western Union or Moneygram. I am 82 years old and I have never come across them before now. Surely that tells us something?
What were the discussions I had with Moneygram? I can't really remember it very clearly but I think we discussed the weather a little bit, and the Remembrance Day parade that was starting soon. I don't remember them asking any questions like the Western Union, except, obviously, the details they needed to send the money. I am positive that the reference number is correct. Have you made sure Mr Turner has copied it down correctly? Do you want me to email him?
Anyway Bob, I have been up in the loft and found the instructions from my "multifunction printer". I cut my finger on that blasted ladder though - I forgot all about that, it's been so long since I was up there.
I have attached the scan of the Moneygram receipt so you can see for yourself.
Cornelius
[Attached the 7MB corrupt file Scan-0001.tiff]
Ok.I got it,I will get back to you.
Regards,
Bob
I can't view the attachment.I want you to send it as PDF or JPEG .I can't open with TIFF File
I would be waiting.
Regards,
Bob.
Hello,
I said I can't open the receipt.I want you to send it as PDF or JPEG .I can't open with TIFF File
I would be waiting.
Regards,
Bob.
I heard you the first time. I didn't know what a PFD or a JPEG was. I tried to open the full manual from the CD but then I had to install something called Abode, or something. You don't get all this bloody palaver with banks Bob.
Anyway, I think this is a JPG, is that like a JPEG?
Cornelius
[This time I attached a 1.7MB corrupt file Scan-0002.jpg]
Bob,
Did you get the new file? Can we move forward now? Do you understand how important it is to me to get this sorted out so I can start earning some money back?
Cornelius
Mr Turner said,he can't open the file.He can only open file sent with PDF.
If you can send it with PDF file.I will appreciate that
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
I don't know what PDF is or how to make one. My scanner will save as TIFF, JPG and BMP. Both of those files open on my computer Bob, is yours still broken? Did you get someone to look at it?
Do you want me to try again? Shall I send the file directly to Mr Turner in case your computer broke it?
Cornelius
It is my turner that can't open it not me.
Regards,
Bob
Oh that's great news Bob. You can confirm the reference number for Mr Turner.
How soon before he can collect the money and set up the account?
Cornelius
I will update you.
Regards,
Bob
Mr Bob,
I really can't keep waiting like this. I desperately need the money for medicine and food. Please tell Mr Turner that if he can't sort things out today I will have to cancel the transfer and take the money back. I get my next pension on Wednesday if you still want to go down this route.
Cornelius
I think you will need to go and have the money back..I did not know why money sent from you side can't be collected.
You will need to cancel transfer and take the money back for now.
May be you will do that later after you got your pension.
Regards,
Bob
Did Mr Turner try again after you confirmed the Reference Number from the scan? Did they say anything to him in the Moneygram office?
I will cancel the transfer today (I can't wait until Wednesday) then I can try again when I collect my next pension. Maybe I should send the money to you instead? Or I can send the money to your bank account? (Or we could even try using my bank account for your clients to pay into?)
I feel terrible about this Bob, but I don't know what else I can do?
Cornelius
URGENT!!
Bob,
I have just returned from town where I went to cancel the transfer and get my money back and I was told that the money was collected by Mr Turner on Saturday Morning!
What's going on Bob! Are you trying to take me for a ride here? If not you then Mr Turner is surely ripping us both off! One of you is lying Bob!
How am I supposed to get my money back now! This is a bloody outrage! I demand answers now!
Cornelius
Bob, are you there? What's going on!
Cornelius
Bob,
Have you and Turner stolen my money?
You'd better answer me today or I will be going to the police! I know
where Mr Turner is!
Cornelius
Bye bye Mr Boob, it was fun.
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